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FRIENDS:
Name: Lauren (Me)
Alias: Shnookems
Horse: Rhett, Revenue, Ziggy, Picasso
Talents: Sporatic Speech Impediments
Quote: "Stupid Gnome..."
Name: Lindsay
Alias: Frelf
Horse: Touchy
Talents: Getting stuck between beds and the wall
Quote: "Like and.."
Name: Kristen
Alias: Gnome
Horse: Somersby
Talent: Being bucked off small plastic horses
Quote: "Squeaky jing ding", "You guys! I am not PREGNANT!"
Name: Catelyn
Alias: Pooki
Horse: Grace, Bullet
Talent: Orgasmic Honking
Quote: "HOONK"
Name: Katie
Alias: Clone
Horse: Essex
Talent: Having a donkey named "Go Have Sex With"
Quote: "Go have sex with my donkey"
Name: Laura
Alias: Little One
Horse: Jazzy, Lilac
Talent: Having 87 3/4 boyfriends
Quote: "Don't rape me!"
Name: Sam
Alias: Spammy
Horse: Risky Buisness
Talent: Sitting shotgun... all the time....
Quote: "Get out of my seat"
Name: Rachel
Alias: Super Wrangler
Horse: Possibly Jethro
Talent: Wrangling
Quote: "Oh dear"
Name: Vicky
Alias: Gumby, Alien Tuna from the planet Neptune
Horse: Sierra
Talent: Falling off in unusual positions
Quote: "Lucky for me, I'm Gumby..." "I defy all laws of physics..."
FOES:
Name: Rebecca
Alias: Unibrow Fugly
Evil Flaw: Fuzzy Unibrow
Evil Power: Being ditzy
Quote: "Wow! It's wet in here"
Name: Ev
Alias: Herman
Evil Flaw: Being 187 and small
Evil Power: Intimidation and evilness
Quote: "KIDS!!!"
Name: Christina
Alias: Retardo
Evil Flaw: Cheerleading
Evil Power: Being stupid
Quote: "Really? Wooow."
Name: Heather
Alias: Stanky Fro Ho
Evil Flaw: Stanky braids/dreds, Evil sunglasses
Evil Power: Shooting evil laser beams out her eyes, glaring
Quote: "Grrrrrr"
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