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THE MOOSE!

A page devoted entirely to the Walker of Snot....

I bet you are all dying to know this, so here it is: THE STORY OF THE MOOSE!
 
     On a farm somewhere a little standardbred was born. He had been stuck in the birth canal, so his nose was deformed and he had slight brain damage. This special little foal grew up a bit. He was registered and branded with a number on his neck. (We do not know if he stayed with the breeder or was sold. You pick and be creative for that part.) He was then gelded and started as a pacer. He was no good at pacing and racing so they abandoned him. He was taken in by the wonderful people at the Humane Association.
     A young lady named Cara Kettenbach was looking for a companion horse for her baby and also a horse she could ride if need be. She fell in love with his huge nose and adopted him. He had no name or papers at the time of adoption so she named him "Odysseus" or Odie for short. Odie played buddy to the baby hanoverian and Cara and her trainer Patti-Jo worked Odie in dressage. He prooved to be a little bit of a waddler and couldn't canter. He was used in some lessons and quickly became a favorite for both his looks and goof-ball personality. Cara called the stanardbred registry and through the number on his neck was able to identify the horse. Odie's registered name is "SNOTWALKER". Yes, you read that right, Snotwalker. The Walker of Snot. Snotty Walks. She was so disappointed, she almost cried.
     Enter me- Lauren (me) who had known Patti Jo for some time went to school not too far from the barn. She began working and started riding Odie. Cara, who had 6 horses at the time, wanted someone to take Odie and thought Lauren would be perfect. They worked it out so with Lauren's limited hours she could still make enough to pay for the horse. She decided she hated the name Odie and began calling him "The Moose" because his facial deformity makes him look like one. (Especially when you put gloves on his ears...) Lauren and The Moose have been working on each other for some time now and have formed a unique and unusual bond.
 
So, that's it. The story of The Moose. Know you know...

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This is The Moose staring off into the distance. He was actually staring at the "Scary Pony".

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The Moose having a good roll in the outdoor dressage ring.

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CANTERING! YAY! HE CAN! Now, can we canter under saddle? No....

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Moose making a pass at the sugar box in my other hand. He knows his treats.

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Right after this picture, I bonked him on the head with a sugar and: (see below)

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He did this nice trot. I love this trot. It is so nice to see my work paying off...

I also gave The Moose some Star Wars-y nicknames that just fit so well. The most obvious one is Luke Snotwalker. My favorite is Odie-Wan KaNosey. It just works so well. Odie Nosey.... hahaha, it's funny!